thetowndrugdealer:

when you see a cute person in public

Posted on February 7 + with 64,266 notes + Reblog this post

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(Source: daenerystargayren)

Posted on February 6 + with 606,981 notes + Reblog this post

ithinkthereforeiship:

#AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL IDIOT

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how britain became great

we tricked you all into looking the other way

Posted on February 6 + with 311,728 notes + Reblog this post

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

Posted on January 27 + with 253,944 notes + Reblog this post

im-kind-of-a-nerd:

impurefools:

connorsrockinbooty:

what if every god in every religion exists

like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds

and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one

“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”

“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”

#disney what are you waiting for

^THAT TAG.

(Source: queenofthebaras)

Posted on January 27 + with 246,865 notes + Reblog this post

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

Posted on January 27 + with 394,203 notes + Reblog this post
untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

Posted on January 27 + with 57,436 notes + Reblog this post

On Sasuke Uchiha

postmodernpostman:

Chapter 662 is the first chapter to come out in a long while that I feel is exceptionally well written and, to be honest, it’s mostly thanks to this scene:

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I can’t even begin to say how important this one segment is for understanding who Sasuke truly is at his core. Being deceived, used and…

Posted on January 24 + with 191 notes + Reblog this post

kushinauzumakis:

SASUKE IS IN PAIN

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I THINK THIS THE STRONGEST SCENE OF HIM PHYSICALLY SUFFERING UNTIL NOW

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HE IS BLEEDING AND ALL BY HIMSELF

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AND YET HE IS STILL THINKING ABOUT ITACHI AND HIS CLAN AND TELLING HIMSELF HE CANNOT DIE NOW AND HONESTLY  I CANT FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE

Posted on January 24 + with 29 notes + Reblog this post
normal person: sings lyrics
me: sings lyrics
: sings backup vocals
: sings guitar riffs
: air-drums entire song
: headbangs
Posted on January 19 + with 348,364 notes + Reblog this post

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom)

Posted on January 13 + with 315,520 notes + Reblog this post

This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I'd pass this on!

grellandcompany:

astro-nave:

MONEY.

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Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.

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Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….

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My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS

chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? image

(Source: ickest)

Posted on January 13 + with 603,551 notes + Reblog this post

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

Posted on January 13 + with 332,963 notes + Reblog this post

ughnnie:

gonna pass my tumblr account down as a family heirloom

Posted on January 11 + with 83,510 notes + Reblog this post

therothwoman:

Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

(Source: christinahendricks)

Posted on January 11 + with 115,079 notes + Reblog this post
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