I'm Lana and that's all I have to say about myself.
klaineawesome asked: blaine anderson or
↳ “Do you think my dad built a car with me because he loves cars? I think he did it because he thought getting my hands dirty might make me straight.”
highly disappointed i did not grow up to be a main character in an anime
glee by other tv shows
Always reblog. This is one of my favorite things.
i want to cry
He tried so hard. And got so far. But in the end. It doesn’t even matter.
how do you fuck up that bad
Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.
imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
there’s the hufflepuff
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
That skeleton must be female.
itachi sweating on eggs
We know what happened
Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA
"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
the last one took me a minute…
this is fucking amazing